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Helga's Tavern
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| The blended odors of ale, sweat, leather, perfume and hearty stew fill the stifling air of the tavern. Disheveled regulars and road-weary travelers rub elbows at the wooden bar, which looks recently varnished but already bears a variety of stains and grime. Helga, the ancient, obese proprietor, moves behind the bar, wiping glasses with a dirty towel as she keeps a beady eye on the patrons. A small fireplace in one corner burns feebly, adding little light or warmth to the room. You also see Helga, an overturned creel, a huge cast iron stewpot, a set of swinging doors and a tattered menu. | |
a tattered menu
In the Common language, it reads:
~ MENU ~
Just ORDER for the specials of the day.
|}}~ Helga's Tavern ~ If it ain't on this list, we ain't got it. So don't ask me, just go to one of them snobby, fancy establisments. And don't spill my drinks! --Helga Drinks: 1. A cup of honeyed herb tea 50 silvers 2. A tankard of Golden Fox mead 125 silvers 3. A glass of flaeshornberry wine 150 silvers 4. A flagon of Dragonsdraught ale 150 silvers 5. A goblet of warm mulled wine 150 silvers 6. A chalice of mint on the rum 200 silvers 7. A tall frozen Dinghy 200 silvers 8. A mug of Blackdew grog 200 silvers Eats: 9. A heel of dark brown bread 10 silvers 10. A roasted turnip 25 silvers 11. A crusty baked meat pie 35 silvers 12. A lumpy currant oatcake 35 silvers 13. A juicy roast rolton sandwich 40 silvers| {{#if: yes |
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}} |}}~ Helga's Tavern ~ If it ain't on this list, we ain't got it. So don't ask me, just go to one of them snobby, fancy establisments. And don't spill my drinks! --Helga Drinks: 1. A cup of honeyed herb tea 50 silvers 2. A tankard of Golden Fox mead 125 silvers 3. A glass of flaeshornberry wine 150 silvers 4. A flagon of Dragonsdraught ale 150 silvers 5. A goblet of warm mulled wine 150 silvers 6. A chalice of mint on the rum 200 silvers 7. A tall frozen Dinghy 200 silvers 8. A mug of Blackdew grog 200 silvers Eats: 9. A heel of dark brown bread 10 silvers 10. A roasted turnip 25 silvers 11. A crusty baked meat pie 35 silvers 12. A lumpy currant oatcake 35 silvers 13. A juicy roast rolton sandwich 40 silvers
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Description
This is Helga. She's not pretty. She's not petite. But she's the boss in this establishment.
Room Messaging
A large fly has the audacity to land on the newly painted bar near Helga. With surprising speed and force, the towel in Helga's hand *SNAPS* the fly out of existence. Helga gazes wistfully around the chaos of the tavern and says, "Glad we finally got the place all fixed up. Startin' to look like old times around here!" She thumps on the bar with her wooden spoon, splattering droplets of stew on an oblivious patron. A travel-weary patron wanders in and looks around the dingy barroom. He shrugs and takes a seat near the end of the bar, motioning to Helga for an ale. Disappearing briefly through a set of unfinished doors that seem to lead to a kitchen, you hear Helga scream, "Fool! You COOK the turnips and WEAR the sack! Not the other way around!" Helga paces slowly behind the bar, keeping a wary eye on the clientele. Helga wipes a few dirty glasses with her apron. Though they don't appear any cleaner to you, Helga seems satisfied and puts the glasses away. Helga leans over and peers into the bubbling stewpot, extending a chubby arm to stir the mixture with a large wooden spoon. "Nice and chunky!" she comments, smiling as she samples a mouthful and wipes the drips on her towel. Helga wipes her hands on her apron and glances out the door. Helga wanders over to a patron who appears to have fallen asleep and is drooling on the newly finished bar. With a not-so-gentle prod, the fellow rouses enough to clamber to the door and stumble out.
Quin Telaren
When Quin Telaren, the town guard, is visiting Helga's for a drink he has much to say. It's interesting to note that he pays little attention to the male patrons.
The town guard takes a long drink of his ale and exclaims, "Better to drink than to die I always say! But to die drinking? Well, there's worse ways to go." The town guard says, "Hey Person, how about buying a round for the house? You look like you can afford it." The guard winks. The town guard says, "Helga, another ale please and make it cold!" The town guard smiles at you and asks, "Can I buy you a drink, young lady?" The town guard says, "You should try the ale, Person, it's the best you'll find in town. Much better than grog, which comes from the bottom of the barrel ya know." The town guard swaggers and says, "Helga? You have got to be the sweetest woman this side of the DragonSpine Mountains. No, I mean it! It's just a coincidence that my mug is almost empty." The town guard spins around, carefully balancing his mug of ale on his head. "Look at me! I'm a ballerina!" he cries. Just then he gets his legs crossed and goes toppling to the ground, spilling his ale all over himself. Surprisingly, Helga, instead of getting angry, just shakes her head and smiles to herself. The town guard says, "A few years back, I was playing poker with three Nalfein elves and an old troll named Gurk. I had just won my fifth hand in a row when Gurk jumped up in anger proclaiming, 'Gearka konak greko kurk!' while waving his arms about. Then he just sat back down and started shuffling the deck for the next hand. I still don't know what the heck he said." The town guard says, "Helga, whadya say you and me blow this town and head on down to Idolone for the time of our lives?" Helga doesn't reply, but she silently winks at him and smiles.|}} |}}
Keepsake NPC
|Keepsake NPC
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Helga's, Dining Hall
{{#if: north from Barroom | Directions: north from Barroom |}}
| [Helga's, Dining Hall] | {{#if: 4103|Room: 4103 |}}{{#if: | {{#if: 4103 | , RNUM: | RNUM: |}} |}} |
| Tinted glass oil lamps hang from iron sconces, casting a dim glow over the smoke-stained walls of the low-ceilinged room. Several tables and an oaken sideboard, bearing traces of the previous day's meals, are flanked by a long wooden bench and a few smaller chairs. A leaded glass window, its dusty panes half-covered by filmy curtains, looks out on the dark street, and a brick hearth smolders against the north wall. | |
Inventory
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{{:{{{keepsakenpc}}}}} |}}Helga's, Pub Room
{{#if: west from Barroom | Directions: west from Barroom |}}
| [Helga's, Pub Room] | {{#if: 4102|Room: 4102 |}}{{#if: | {{#if: 4102 | , RNUM: | RNUM: |}} |}} |
| The narrow, dimly lit room is cluttered with rickety, ale-stained tables and chairs. Candle stubs mounted in earthenware ale flasks offer the only light, their yellowish glow making the room seem more decrepit than it actually is. Several dockworkers converse around a table in hushed voices, between sips of grog and puffs of strong pipe tobacco. A low wooden stage, no more than a small platform, stands at the far end of the room. You also see the Kleptune disk, the Ludge disk and the Wardex disk. | |
Inventory
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Keepsakes are available from {{#if: | |}}[[{{{keepsakenpc}}}]].
{{:{{{keepsakenpc}}}}} |}}Helga's, Kitchen
{{#if: through the entrance from Barroom | Directions: through the entrance from Barroom |}}
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| Puffs of foul-smelling steam rise from a pot of simmering, scum-covered liquid resting atop an ancient cast-iron stove, condensing on the formerly whitewashed walls to form dripping, greasy smears. A stained wooden counter stands along one wall, a row of iron hooks hanging above it, and a heap of filthy rags and aprons in the corner occasionally twitches with the explorations of hungry vermin. You also see an oaken door and the kitchen entrance. | |
Inventory
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Keepsakes are available from {{#if: | |}}[[{{{keepsakenpc}}}]].
{{:{{{keepsakenpc}}}}} |}}Helga's, Back Alley
{{#if: through the door from Kitchen | Directions: through the door from Kitchen |}}
| [Helga's, Back Alley] | {{#if: 4105|Room: 4105 |}}{{#if: | {{#if: 4105 | , RNUM: | RNUM: |}} |}} |
| The narrow alley, shaded by the overhanging eaves of the stone and wood buildings that rise on all sides, is full of debris, piles of rags and filth. A broken wooden chair, an old crate and a trash barrel are piled to either side of the smoke-stained oaken door that leads into the back of the building to the south. | |
Inventory
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Keepsakes are available from {{#if: | |}}[[{{{keepsakenpc}}}]].
{{:{{{keepsakenpc}}}}} |}}- Wehnimer's Landing
- Town NPCs
- Beyond the Arkati
- Non-Player Characters
- Town shops
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- Shops
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- Forging shops
- General stores
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- Instrument shops
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- Premium home furnishing shops
- Wehnimer's Landing premium home furnishing shops
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