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Gnerp's Tavern
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| Small humus pots suspended from the ceiling cast donut-shaped pools of light across the stone floor of this cramped tavern. The scent of pipe tobacco mixes with the odor of stale ale, and a smoky haze envelops the entire room. Behind a low granite bar, the proprietor gazes out mistrustfully at the patrons gathered at the strangely shaped tables, his eyes darting every so often to the cash box that he keeps within easy reach. A sign on the bar lists the fare available. You also see a placard, a lute, the barkeep Gnerp, some patrons and a stone arch. | |
In the Common language, it reads: The Bawdy Bard Tavern. New Proprietor: Gnerp. Established before you were born.|}}
/--------------------------------------------------------/ | Welcome to Gnerp's Tavern! | | | | 1. Mushroom soup...........................4 silvers | | Made with real rolton's milk | | | | 2. Stuffed Toadstool Caps..................7 silvers | | Winner of the Cooking Contest at the first | | Zul Logoth Toadstool Festival! Stuffed with | | sauteed sprouts and seared fruit bat chunks, | | fried to a golden brown, and covered in a | | creamy herbed rolton's milk sauce. | | | | 3. Slug Pie...............................10 silvers | | No, it's not slimy, it's delicious! | | | | 4. Roast Rock Lizard......................20 silvers | | The tender tail portion, roasted just so | | | | 5. Cave Casserole.........................30 silvers | | Meaty chunks of cave worm, fruit bat, and fire | | salamander in a spicy sauce | | | | | | 6. Stale Ale...............................1 silver | | It's left over, but it's cheap | | | | 7. Human Beer..............................5 silver | | Since they don't have their own language, | | we'll give them their own beer | | | | 8. Gnerp's Dark Ale........................10 silver | | With the mysterious, dark flavor of our | | mining tunnels | | | | 9. Elf's Blood............................15 silver | | A red wine with full body and no bite, just | | like elves | | | | 10. Bard's Brew...........................20 silver | | A heady concoction that will have you singing | | its praises in no time | | | | Just ORDER em by number to check the latest | | prices then just BUY em if you like em! | | | | ** Type HELP for examples on using this system ** | |________________________________________________________|| {{#if: |
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}} |}}/--------------------------------------------------------/ | Welcome to Gnerp's Tavern! | | | | 1. Mushroom soup...........................4 silvers | | Made with real rolton's milk | | | | 2. Stuffed Toadstool Caps..................7 silvers | | Winner of the Cooking Contest at the first | | Zul Logoth Toadstool Festival! Stuffed with | | sauteed sprouts and seared fruit bat chunks, | | fried to a golden brown, and covered in a | | creamy herbed rolton's milk sauce. | | | | 3. Slug Pie...............................10 silvers | | No, it's not slimy, it's delicious! | | | | 4. Roast Rock Lizard......................20 silvers | | The tender tail portion, roasted just so | | | | 5. Cave Casserole.........................30 silvers | | Meaty chunks of cave worm, fruit bat, and fire | | salamander in a spicy sauce | | | | | | 6. Stale Ale...............................1 silver | | It's left over, but it's cheap | | | | 7. Human Beer..............................5 silver | | Since they don't have their own language, | | we'll give them their own beer | | | | 8. Gnerp's Dark Ale........................10 silver | | With the mysterious, dark flavor of our | | mining tunnels | | | | 9. Elf's Blood............................15 silver | | A red wine with full body and no bite, just | | like elves | | | | 10. Bard's Brew...........................20 silver | | A heady concoction that will have you singing | | its praises in no time | | | | Just ORDER em by number to check the latest | | prices then just BUY em if you like em! | | | | ** Type HELP for examples on using this system ** | |________________________________________________________|
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|}}Gnerp owns the Bawdy Bard Inn in Zul Logoth. The tavern was once owned by his brother, but Gnerp took over as owner after his brother was eaten by a slime monster.|}} |}}Description
Gnerp is an old, grim dwarf with a receding hairline and full, white beard that looks as though he's seen many a hard time. His gruff exterior belies not a shred of mirth or frivolity, though he tolerates all the cheer around him without annoyance. He wears a simple, long-sleeved, blue canvas shirt, grey canvas dungarees and a rather grimy, off-white apron. His leather boots clomp loudly as he walks across the stone floor to serve a patron or collect a meager tip.Idle Scripts
*Gnerp takes a rather grimy rag and wipes out a couple of stone mugs before setting them in a pile behind the bar *Gnerp slowly wipes down the bar, never taking his gaze off the patrons seated at the tables. *A patron beckons from one of the tables, indicating an empty glass. Stoically, Gnerp brings the patron a fresh drink, collects the silvers, and returns to his place behind the bar. *A mug clatters to the floor, causing the tavern to go quiet momentarily. The silence is broken by a patron shouting, "Looks like you sold another drink, Gnerp!" Gnerp carries a drink slowly to the offending patron, wipes up the spill with his dishrag and collects his payment before returning to his place at the bar. *Gnerp mumbles to himself, "Ahh, my poor brother. He managed this tavern for years. Too bad he got eaten by that slime monster while scraping soot off of a cave wall for some ale." He sighs slowly and adds, "I will never be able to make drinks the way he did." *A young dwarven woman enters, hands Gnerp a tray full of food items, and exits through the stone arch. Gnerp subjects the items to a careful scrutiny before placing the tray behind the bar. *Gnerp removes the lute from the back wall, cradling it gently in his weathered hands. He strums the strings for a moment, eliciting a sweet harmony from the instrument. Then he sighs and returns the instrument to its place. *Gnerp counts his coins, then scowls and returns to keeping an eye on the patrons.
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